By Civil Service World

02 Jun 2017

Civil Service World's regular guide to the very best in Whitehallese



An issue can no longer be “parked” as it is now in the public domain, and someone will have to do something about it.


Machinery of government change
Think Titanic and deckchairs, but with less calm and reserve.


Seed it
Plant a very vague idea in people’s minds – hopefully if it all goes wrong they won’t remember who put it there.


Dealt with in a timely manner
During this parliament, if you’re lucky.


Pump priming
Bribe an industry into doing something nobody but the government wants.


Efficiency review
No, really, we mean it this time!


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